Singin'
Not to be outdone by my daughter, I sang a duet for the Good Friday service with another choir member. He's the baritone with the better sounding voice. I'm the tenor. I thought it sounded OK, maybe a bit dark. You can hear it here. I think I need to keep my day job. Wait a minute, I don't have a day job.
Saturday, April 03, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Mixed Metaphor Fun
The other morning my wife was talking about a small company that was having some pains dealing with a recent change. She said that the change had "thrown them a wrench".
I'd never heard that before but it sounded vaguely familiar. I thought about it for a few minutes and eventually figured out that it came from a combination of two rather common metaphors. Can you guess what two metaphors she mixed?
Answer to come later after I find some web site about metaphors to link to.
Update 12/3/2012
"Thrown for a loop" and "Throw a wrench in the works"
The other morning my wife was talking about a small company that was having some pains dealing with a recent change. She said that the change had "thrown them a wrench".
I'd never heard that before but it sounded vaguely familiar. I thought about it for a few minutes and eventually figured out that it came from a combination of two rather common metaphors. Can you guess what two metaphors she mixed?
Answer to come later after I find some web site about metaphors to link to.
Update 12/3/2012
"Thrown for a loop" and "Throw a wrench in the works"
Thursday, March 25, 2010
!!Go Big Red!!
This has been an interesting year for me as a college basketball fan. My favorite team, my alma mater, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (UNC) has been struggling a bit this year and is currently enjoying a winning streak in the NIT tournament. The NIT is sometimes known as the loser's tournament. This is a big disappointment to me and all those other fans who saw us win it all last year and figure that a trip to the NCAA tournament is a birthright. Humbling.
But maybe this year I was pulling for the wrong alma mater. My other alma mater, where I went to graduate school, is doing surprisingly well. Amazingly well, in fact. Cornell University will play Kentucky tonight, in Syracuse, in the first round of the sweet sixteen of the NCAA tournament. This is the first time in 30 years that an Ivy League team has made it this far. And historically it's always been Princeton or Penn, that made it. If memory serves me correctly, Princeton knocked off UNC to get there back in '79.
Anyhow, for the first time this season, I'll be watching and pulling for my other alma mater as they take on the highly favored Kentucky Wildcats. Maybe it will turn out to be a better basketball season that I thought.
This has been an interesting year for me as a college basketball fan. My favorite team, my alma mater, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (UNC) has been struggling a bit this year and is currently enjoying a winning streak in the NIT tournament. The NIT is sometimes known as the loser's tournament. This is a big disappointment to me and all those other fans who saw us win it all last year and figure that a trip to the NCAA tournament is a birthright. Humbling.
But maybe this year I was pulling for the wrong alma mater. My other alma mater, where I went to graduate school, is doing surprisingly well. Amazingly well, in fact. Cornell University will play Kentucky tonight, in Syracuse, in the first round of the sweet sixteen of the NCAA tournament. This is the first time in 30 years that an Ivy League team has made it this far. And historically it's always been Princeton or Penn, that made it. If memory serves me correctly, Princeton knocked off UNC to get there back in '79.
Anyhow, for the first time this season, I'll be watching and pulling for my other alma mater as they take on the highly favored Kentucky Wildcats. Maybe it will turn out to be a better basketball season that I thought.
!!Go Big Red!!
Update: It didn't happen (62-45). Cornell started good and played them respectable but it didn't happen. Oh well, back to the NIT.
Update: It didn't happen (62-45). Cornell started good and played them respectable but it didn't happen. Oh well, back to the NIT.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Bad Idea
My wife recently noticed a blue bird flitting around the back yard and decided that maybe we should encourage their presence. So while out shopping one day she bought a little bird house to encourage the blue birds to take up residence in our yard. We looked around in the back yard and thought we found a pretty good place for the house, right on the end of the swing set. No one swings on the swing set anymore and it looked like a pretty good height. We often see birds perched there, including the occasional hawk. So I pulled out the ladder and attached the bird house to the end of the swing set with the included screws.
About a week later, well, you can see what happened. Lucy, the fat one that rarely climbs anything anymore, had made her way up to scratch the edge of her cheek on the bird house. I didn't catch the picture, but yesterday she had her paw in the hole rooting around inside. As she pulled her paw out, a little bird flew out and away, barely missing mealtime.

You can see one of the omnipresent deer in the bottom right corner looking on as I snapped the picture. Here's a closer picture so you can actually tell that Lucy is a cat.

Note: add to to-do list, move bird house!
My wife recently noticed a blue bird flitting around the back yard and decided that maybe we should encourage their presence. So while out shopping one day she bought a little bird house to encourage the blue birds to take up residence in our yard. We looked around in the back yard and thought we found a pretty good place for the house, right on the end of the swing set. No one swings on the swing set anymore and it looked like a pretty good height. We often see birds perched there, including the occasional hawk. So I pulled out the ladder and attached the bird house to the end of the swing set with the included screws.
About a week later, well, you can see what happened. Lucy, the fat one that rarely climbs anything anymore, had made her way up to scratch the edge of her cheek on the bird house. I didn't catch the picture, but yesterday she had her paw in the hole rooting around inside. As she pulled her paw out, a little bird flew out and away, barely missing mealtime.

You can see one of the omnipresent deer in the bottom right corner looking on as I snapped the picture. Here's a closer picture so you can actually tell that Lucy is a cat.

Note: add to to-do list, move bird house!
Monday, March 08, 2010
Singin'
My daughter and another young girl sang a duet at church last Sunday. I thought it sounded pretty good. You can hear and see it here. Hit the arrow to start.
My daughter and another young girl sang a duet at church last Sunday. I thought it sounded pretty good. You can hear and see it here. Hit the arrow to start.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Canadian Humor
I came across this picture. It's the retort of a Canadian to the Canadian men's hockey team losing to the US. As someone who is now paying for health insurance rather than having a company pick up the bill, I put this in the ironic humor class.

OOOPs! We lost to Canada so that can't be right. I don't know what this was all about. Maybe it was women's hockey. Who knows? I still like the sign.
My daughter just told me that we beat Canada the first time we played them and that there ain't no stinkin' women's hockey. So maybe I was right the first time.
I came across this picture. It's the retort of a Canadian to the Canadian men's hockey team losing to the US. As someone who is now paying for health insurance rather than having a company pick up the bill, I put this in the ironic humor class.

OOOPs! We lost to Canada so that can't be right. I don't know what this was all about. Maybe it was women's hockey. Who knows? I still like the sign.
My daughter just told me that we beat Canada the first time we played them and that there ain't no stinkin' women's hockey. So maybe I was right the first time.
Monday, February 01, 2010
Snow
It snowed in Chapel Hill this weekend. It started around 7 PM on Friday night and snowed off and on for the entire night. When we got up the next morning we had around 6 inches of snow. Precipitation was still coming down, though as the morning went on, it turned into mostly sleet. That was a bit disappointing given that it was only 26° F outside. The weatherman said that a warm mass of air had inserted itself between the upper moisture containing layer and the colder air on the ground. This had the effect of turning our nice snow into hard sleet as it passed through the warm layer on its way down. As the sleet fell it actually pounded down the snow to some degree. Anyhow, the sleet mixed in with some snow continued to fall all day until around midnight. Everything was canceled through Monday. Here's some pictures.
The House

Looking down the driveway.

Snow measured on top of the Weber Grill.

Neighbors dropping in to munch on the shrubberies.

It got down to 16° F last night, it's 27° F right now and it's supposed to hit 44° F today, so the snow will be around for a few more days.
It snowed in Chapel Hill this weekend. It started around 7 PM on Friday night and snowed off and on for the entire night. When we got up the next morning we had around 6 inches of snow. Precipitation was still coming down, though as the morning went on, it turned into mostly sleet. That was a bit disappointing given that it was only 26° F outside. The weatherman said that a warm mass of air had inserted itself between the upper moisture containing layer and the colder air on the ground. This had the effect of turning our nice snow into hard sleet as it passed through the warm layer on its way down. As the sleet fell it actually pounded down the snow to some degree. Anyhow, the sleet mixed in with some snow continued to fall all day until around midnight. Everything was canceled through Monday. Here's some pictures.
The House
Looking down the driveway.
Snow measured on top of the Weber Grill.
Neighbors dropping in to munch on the shrubberies.
It got down to 16° F last night, it's 27° F right now and it's supposed to hit 44° F today, so the snow will be around for a few more days.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Osprey
I was sitting in the house today and would occasionally hear some high-powered noise outside like jets or helicopters or whatever. You know, military type noises. We live near a little airport but about the only thing that makes a lot of noise are the private jets that fly in for a big UNC football or basketball game. A bit later I heard a loud noise again and this time I ran outside. The noise got louder and suddenly over the house appeared one of those V-22 Ospreys. You know, the half-helicopter half-plane that Boeing has been trying to get to fly for over last 25-30 years. I don't know how much it costs the taxpayers, but I can attest that they eventually figured it out cause I saw one fly over my house. Here's a picture of one I got off the internet.

The one flying over the house had it's propellers aimed straight ahead so I didn't get to see it do the stuff we paid so much for.
I was sitting in the house today and would occasionally hear some high-powered noise outside like jets or helicopters or whatever. You know, military type noises. We live near a little airport but about the only thing that makes a lot of noise are the private jets that fly in for a big UNC football or basketball game. A bit later I heard a loud noise again and this time I ran outside. The noise got louder and suddenly over the house appeared one of those V-22 Ospreys. You know, the half-helicopter half-plane that Boeing has been trying to get to fly for over last 25-30 years. I don't know how much it costs the taxpayers, but I can attest that they eventually figured it out cause I saw one fly over my house. Here's a picture of one I got off the internet.

The one flying over the house had it's propellers aimed straight ahead so I didn't get to see it do the stuff we paid so much for.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Deer
When I came down for lunch today I looked in the back yard and saw not one or two deer coming into the yard to eat the shrubberies, but eight. I ran back upstairs to get the camera and managed to get seven in the picture. Here they are.

I tried to number them on the picture but it's hard to see. There are way too many deer around here and they're starting to behave like gang members. It's time for the deer to die. Death to Bambi!!
When I came down for lunch today I looked in the back yard and saw not one or two deer coming into the yard to eat the shrubberies, but eight. I ran back upstairs to get the camera and managed to get seven in the picture. Here they are.

I tried to number them on the picture but it's hard to see. There are way too many deer around here and they're starting to behave like gang members. It's time for the deer to die. Death to Bambi!!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Name Popularity
Have you ever noticed that some names seem to be very popular and some names seem just downright old and dated. Well, recently I found a tool that lets you chart just how crusty and cobwebbed your name actually is. It's called Wolfram Alpha. Now that's not what the tool is intended to be, but, so far, that's all I can figure out to do with it. Wolfram Alpha is a web site/search engine that was created by Stephen Wolfram, the guy who also developed the mathematical tool "Mathematica". You have to be a freakin' genius to understand how to use any of his tools and Mathematica is kind of expensive if all you want to do is play. Wolfram is a certified genius, having won one of those MacArthur genius awards. But for now, back to names.
One of the things that Alpha can do is look up statistical data on names, real fast. For example, if you type "Philip" into the search engine, you get a lot of stuff on the name "Philip", more than you really wanted to know. Like it's currently 378th in popularity, that 1 in 2681 (0.037%) or 802 people born in the US in 2008, were named "Philip". Also, the average age of a "Philip" is 56. You even get a graph that shows you just how dated your name is.
Pretty bad, huh? But if you feel outdated, you can always try two names for comparison.
"Donna", which used to be a really popular name, no doubt because of Donna Reed, has really fallen out of favor. Lets try another. Here's a graph of me, my wife and two of my many blog followers. As you can see, we're all has-beens. Albert is a real 19th century kind of guy.
For one last example, a friend of mine has a daughter, "Sophia", who turned five yesterday.
And just to see how she compares with the old fogeys.
What's really freaky is just how susceptible to popular culture we are when we name our kids. Try out a few yourself and see what I mean. Till next time.....
Merry Christmas!
Have you ever noticed that some names seem to be very popular and some names seem just downright old and dated. Well, recently I found a tool that lets you chart just how crusty and cobwebbed your name actually is. It's called Wolfram Alpha. Now that's not what the tool is intended to be, but, so far, that's all I can figure out to do with it. Wolfram Alpha is a web site/search engine that was created by Stephen Wolfram, the guy who also developed the mathematical tool "Mathematica". You have to be a freakin' genius to understand how to use any of his tools and Mathematica is kind of expensive if all you want to do is play. Wolfram is a certified genius, having won one of those MacArthur genius awards. But for now, back to names.
One of the things that Alpha can do is look up statistical data on names, real fast. For example, if you type "Philip" into the search engine, you get a lot of stuff on the name "Philip", more than you really wanted to know. Like it's currently 378th in popularity, that 1 in 2681 (0.037%) or 802 people born in the US in 2008, were named "Philip". Also, the average age of a "Philip" is 56. You even get a graph that shows you just how dated your name is.
Pretty bad, huh? But if you feel outdated, you can always try two names for comparison.
"Donna", which used to be a really popular name, no doubt because of Donna Reed, has really fallen out of favor. Lets try another. Here's a graph of me, my wife and two of my many blog followers. As you can see, we're all has-beens. Albert is a real 19th century kind of guy.
For one last example, a friend of mine has a daughter, "Sophia", who turned five yesterday.
And just to see how she compares with the old fogeys.
What's really freaky is just how susceptible to popular culture we are when we name our kids. Try out a few yourself and see what I mean. Till next time.....Merry Christmas!
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Neat things in North Carolina
I grew up in North Carolina and I'm over 50 so I, of course, watched the Andy Griffith show a lot when I was younger. It's part of who I am. One of the things that made the show more special was that occasionally, some specific part of North Carolina was mentioned. Few nationally shown TV shows seemed to be aware that the south even existed and for us to hear about somewhere we'd actually been was a treat.
Every once in a while Andy went to Raleigh. I'd been to Raleigh. I connected. Of course, they also talked about Mt. Pilot. But growing up on the other side of the state, I never had an opportunity to go there or to it's real equivalent, Pilot Mountain, until I was much older. What I didn't realize, and they never mentioned it on the show, is that Pilot Mountain is a weird beast. It's not a huge mountain, but it sort of sticks out of a relative flat area and on the top it has this lovely carbuncle. It's just really odd looking.

Pilot Mountain is a state park and you can go visit and walk around on some of the trails. Unfortunately, you can't go up on top of the carbuncle. I think you could a long time ago but I suspect that expense, liability concerns, nature preservation and all those other things of that nature have put a stop to it. That's really too bad. If I had a ton of money, I'd approach the State about figuring out how to make it accessible. Maybe drill a tunnel into the side that led to an elevator or set of steps that took you up to the top. That would be cool.
If you haven't done it you should take out an afternoon or day and visit the park sometime. Especially if you're a North Carolinian.
I grew up in North Carolina and I'm over 50 so I, of course, watched the Andy Griffith show a lot when I was younger. It's part of who I am. One of the things that made the show more special was that occasionally, some specific part of North Carolina was mentioned. Few nationally shown TV shows seemed to be aware that the south even existed and for us to hear about somewhere we'd actually been was a treat.
Every once in a while Andy went to Raleigh. I'd been to Raleigh. I connected. Of course, they also talked about Mt. Pilot. But growing up on the other side of the state, I never had an opportunity to go there or to it's real equivalent, Pilot Mountain, until I was much older. What I didn't realize, and they never mentioned it on the show, is that Pilot Mountain is a weird beast. It's not a huge mountain, but it sort of sticks out of a relative flat area and on the top it has this lovely carbuncle. It's just really odd looking.

Pilot Mountain is a state park and you can go visit and walk around on some of the trails. Unfortunately, you can't go up on top of the carbuncle. I think you could a long time ago but I suspect that expense, liability concerns, nature preservation and all those other things of that nature have put a stop to it. That's really too bad. If I had a ton of money, I'd approach the State about figuring out how to make it accessible. Maybe drill a tunnel into the side that led to an elevator or set of steps that took you up to the top. That would be cool.
If you haven't done it you should take out an afternoon or day and visit the park sometime. Especially if you're a North Carolinian.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
More Organ and Piano Music
As I mentioned in a recent post, I've been helping my friend Tom get some music loaded up on his web site. It's now in place and can be found here. Hit the listen link to hear some of his music.
As I mentioned in a recent post, I've been helping my friend Tom get some music loaded up on his web site. It's now in place and can be found here. Hit the listen link to hear some of his music.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Getting Dissed
So basically, Taylor Swift isn't gonna have all the fun. Anybody can get dissed by Kayne West. Even my web site. Click here.
So basically, Taylor Swift isn't gonna have all the fun. Anybody can get dissed by Kayne West. Even my web site. Click here.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Organ and Piano Music
Over the last few months I've been trying to help our church organist get some of his recorded music up on his personal web site. This mostly included converting a lot of CD music into .mp3's, editing out some of the noise and coughs and adding extensive applause to the ends of all the tracks. Just kidding. I work a lot faster on these things than he does, so I got it all ready while waiting for him to figure out how he wants to lay it out. The titles are a bit cryptic but sort of name the piece and the composer. Have a listen if you like. If you don't listen to anything else, try the Vierne_Naiades.
Here's a few pieces recorded on our church organ.
Sonata_I_FirstMovMend
Sonata_I_SecondMovMend
Sonata_I_ThirdMovMend
Sonata_I_FourthMovMend
Naiades_Vierne
O_Gott_du_frommer_Gott
WenWir_Bach
In_dulci_jubilo_Bach
And here are a few recorded around the world.
50th_Chopin_Scherzo
Bach_Concerto_1st_mvt
Bach_Concerto_2nd_mvt
Bach_Concerto_3rd_mvt
Bach_Fugue
Bach_Trio
Bovet
Brahms_1
Brahms_Rhapsodie
Couperin_1&_Fugue
Couperin_Offertoire
Couperin_TenTaille
Debussy_L'Isle
Dupre_Finale
Durufle_Scherzo
Durufle_Toccata
Gigout2
Griffes
Lex_Chopin_Scherzo
Mendelssohn_Songs
Rachmaninoff_Prelude
Reger
Saint-Saens_Chorale
Saint-Saens_Scherzo
Vierne_Naiades
Widor
willan
Over the last few months I've been trying to help our church organist get some of his recorded music up on his personal web site. This mostly included converting a lot of CD music into .mp3's, editing out some of the noise and coughs and adding extensive applause to the ends of all the tracks. Just kidding. I work a lot faster on these things than he does, so I got it all ready while waiting for him to figure out how he wants to lay it out. The titles are a bit cryptic but sort of name the piece and the composer. Have a listen if you like. If you don't listen to anything else, try the Vierne_Naiades.
Here's a few pieces recorded on our church organ.
Sonata_I_FirstMovMend
Sonata_I_SecondMovMend
Sonata_I_ThirdMovMend
Sonata_I_FourthMovMend
Naiades_Vierne
O_Gott_du_frommer_Gott
WenWir_Bach
In_dulci_jubilo_Bach
And here are a few recorded around the world.
50th_Chopin_Scherzo
Bach_Concerto_1st_mvt
Bach_Concerto_2nd_mvt
Bach_Concerto_3rd_mvt
Bach_Fugue
Bach_Trio
Bovet
Brahms_1
Brahms_Rhapsodie
Couperin_1&_Fugue
Couperin_Offertoire
Couperin_TenTaille
Debussy_L'Isle
Dupre_Finale
Durufle_Scherzo
Durufle_Toccata
Gigout2
Griffes
Lex_Chopin_Scherzo
Mendelssohn_Songs
Rachmaninoff_Prelude
Reger
Saint-Saens_Chorale
Saint-Saens_Scherzo
Vierne_Naiades
Widor
willan
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
New Lawnmower
Not too long ago I wrote about my lawnmower. I wrote about how, even though it was largely abused, mostly through neglect, that it kept on running for 19 or so years. Well, on Monday I cranked her up and started mowing the yard. After a couple of spins around the yard, it stopped running. It just died. I tried restarting the thing but I got nothing. It was like there was no spark at the plug. So I went ot the garage and found a pack of 4 spark plugs that I bought 100 years or so ago for something and never used them. I pulled one out and replaced the badly fouled one in the lawnmower with the shiny, never used old one. I pulled the cord and nothing happened. So I decided, after consulting with the wife, that it was time for a new lawnmower.
Having bought a cheap lawnmower from Sears that lasted for 19 years, I decided that it wouldn't hurt to try that route again. I looked on the web and saw that they had one that was about the same for $149.99. So I went off to Sears and came back with a big box containing my new lawnmower. Today, Wednesday, I pulled it out of the box and set it up. All I needed to do was raise the handlebars, pour in the bottle of oil that came with it and fill it with gas. After a few pulls on the cord, it came to life and I was able to finish mowing the front dirt, I mean, yard.
To prepare the old mower for the junk yard, I removed the gas and turned it upside down to drain the oil. Funny, after an hour standing upside down, no oil drained out of the mower. Here's a side by side of the old mower and the new one before I got it dirty.
Ain't it cute?
Ain't it cute?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Interesting
As you may or may not know, Google owns the company (blogspot) that runs the blogging service that I use. Google also has an email service called "gmail", which came along after the blogging service. The first "gmail" accounts were offered to users of other Google services before they were offered to the general public. In fact, "gmail" may still be available by invitation only.
Anyhow, being early to the table allowed me to get an unfettered email address. So instead of "jsmith30437@gmail.com", I got the equivalent of "jsmith@gmail.com." That's pretty cool. The problem is that every Paul, Phyllis, Patricia, Peter, Padma, Pamela and a few Phils and Philips, who share my last name, will, on occasion, give out my email address as theirs, forgetting to add in that extra stuff that makes their email unique and different from mine.
So I get a lot of real email intended for other people. I often write back to straighten them out, which is usually appreciated.
The other interesting thing that happens is that I share a name with a famous NY Yankees pitcher. I get some email intended for him. Here's an example from a fan.

About a year ago another fan noticed that "I" was on injured reserve, and wondered if I could show up at his son's Bar Mitzvah, since I wasn't playing at the time. I told him I was a chemist. He said that if I could pull it off, he'd hire me. He was sure I'd be cheaper.
So that's all for now. Bye
As you may or may not know, Google owns the company (blogspot) that runs the blogging service that I use. Google also has an email service called "gmail", which came along after the blogging service. The first "gmail" accounts were offered to users of other Google services before they were offered to the general public. In fact, "gmail" may still be available by invitation only.
Anyhow, being early to the table allowed me to get an unfettered email address. So instead of "jsmith30437@gmail.com", I got the equivalent of "jsmith@gmail.com." That's pretty cool. The problem is that every Paul, Phyllis, Patricia, Peter, Padma, Pamela and a few Phils and Philips, who share my last name, will, on occasion, give out my email address as theirs, forgetting to add in that extra stuff that makes their email unique and different from mine.
So I get a lot of real email intended for other people. I often write back to straighten them out, which is usually appreciated.
The other interesting thing that happens is that I share a name with a famous NY Yankees pitcher. I get some email intended for him. Here's an example from a fan.

About a year ago another fan noticed that "I" was on injured reserve, and wondered if I could show up at his son's Bar Mitzvah, since I wasn't playing at the time. I told him I was a chemist. He said that if I could pull it off, he'd hire me. He was sure I'd be cheaper.
So that's all for now. Bye
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Cheaper Ways to Do It
Recently, some moron in the US Air Force thought it would be kind of cute to get a picture or two of Air Force One, the president's plane, flying past the Statue of Liberty with a jet escort. So they fueled up Air Force Two, which looks a lot like Air Force One and flew it low past the Statue of Liberty and New York City. Not surprising, the people of New York City completely freaked out and evacuated buildings and went running in the streets and the Mayor was ticked off in a big way. Word is the whole thing probably cost us around half a million, not counting the lost wages in NYC. The White House, sensing a PR disaster, apologized and expressed ignorance of and outrage over the whole affair. This kind of spending looks really bad during a recession.
The problem I have with the whole thing is that with today's modern computer graphics technology, they could have left the planes on the ground and still worked up some nice images.

Here's a picture of me at the Wright Brother's Memorial with Air Force One flying over behind me.
Recently, some moron in the US Air Force thought it would be kind of cute to get a picture or two of Air Force One, the president's plane, flying past the Statue of Liberty with a jet escort. So they fueled up Air Force Two, which looks a lot like Air Force One and flew it low past the Statue of Liberty and New York City. Not surprising, the people of New York City completely freaked out and evacuated buildings and went running in the streets and the Mayor was ticked off in a big way. Word is the whole thing probably cost us around half a million, not counting the lost wages in NYC. The White House, sensing a PR disaster, apologized and expressed ignorance of and outrage over the whole affair. This kind of spending looks really bad during a recession.
The problem I have with the whole thing is that with today's modern computer graphics technology, they could have left the planes on the ground and still worked up some nice images.

Here's a picture of me at the Wright Brother's Memorial with Air Force One flying over behind me.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Something that Bothered Me, that got Fixed
One of the big problems of being a nit-picker like myself is that, on occasion, I see an error so glaring that I squirm in my seat and rant at the wife and kids but I can't do a damn thing about it. This is such a story.
For a long time Exxon ran a bunch of ads that talked about what a wonderful company Exxon is, especially with respect to the environment. When I looked up Exxon ads in Google, there were a whole lot of people screaming about how hypocritical the ads were. But for me there was a bigger problem. The ads featured this lovely glass molecule rotating in space with science sounding music playing in the background and a narrator talking about Exxon's work saving the environment. The problem is, the structure of the glass molecule is all wrong. The molecule is cyclohexane. Now if you're an organic chemist or even if you were slightly exposed to organic chemistry, you know that cyclohexane is a ring of six carbon atoms with two hydrogens attached to each carbon. The other thing that you know is that the carbon ring has a distinct pucker to it. It's called a chair conformation and cyclohexane's shape even has it's own wikipedia page. Here's a screen shot from one of the ads.

You can see the ring flatness even better if you watch the ad itself. This flat abomination showed up in a lot of places including the front cover of their 2008 annual report to stockholders.
My wife used to work at Exxon Research a long time ago and I got to know a few of the organic chemists who worked there, some who are still there. This had to be driving them crazy, too. Well guess what? They fixed it. The newer ads actually have the structure of the molecule correct. Here is a screen shot,

and you can view the ad to get a better sense of the pucker. At first I thought that they had to get their glass blower to go back and make another pretty glass molecule with all the right angles but I suspect the whole thing was done with computer graphics. I did write Exxon and ask if they would tell me how they came to find out about the error and fix it. I'm haven't heard back from them yet.
Anyhow, that's one less thing in the world that I have to worry about.
One of the big problems of being a nit-picker like myself is that, on occasion, I see an error so glaring that I squirm in my seat and rant at the wife and kids but I can't do a damn thing about it. This is such a story.
For a long time Exxon ran a bunch of ads that talked about what a wonderful company Exxon is, especially with respect to the environment. When I looked up Exxon ads in Google, there were a whole lot of people screaming about how hypocritical the ads were. But for me there was a bigger problem. The ads featured this lovely glass molecule rotating in space with science sounding music playing in the background and a narrator talking about Exxon's work saving the environment. The problem is, the structure of the glass molecule is all wrong. The molecule is cyclohexane. Now if you're an organic chemist or even if you were slightly exposed to organic chemistry, you know that cyclohexane is a ring of six carbon atoms with two hydrogens attached to each carbon. The other thing that you know is that the carbon ring has a distinct pucker to it. It's called a chair conformation and cyclohexane's shape even has it's own wikipedia page. Here's a screen shot from one of the ads.

You can see the ring flatness even better if you watch the ad itself. This flat abomination showed up in a lot of places including the front cover of their 2008 annual report to stockholders.
My wife used to work at Exxon Research a long time ago and I got to know a few of the organic chemists who worked there, some who are still there. This had to be driving them crazy, too. Well guess what? They fixed it. The newer ads actually have the structure of the molecule correct. Here is a screen shot,

and you can view the ad to get a better sense of the pucker. At first I thought that they had to get their glass blower to go back and make another pretty glass molecule with all the right angles but I suspect the whole thing was done with computer graphics. I did write Exxon and ask if they would tell me how they came to find out about the error and fix it. I'm haven't heard back from them yet.
Anyhow, that's one less thing in the world that I have to worry about.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Forty Years Ago
The local high school drama class at East Chapel Hill High put on the play, "Once Upon a Mattress" this spring. My daughter and I went to see the show. It brought back memories of when our high school chorus put on the same play my freshman year at Tabor City High School. I was in the chorus and so I had a minor role, standing around in crowds and singing the occasional choral backup. I was also part of the stage crew and recently someone sent me a copy of a picture of the stage crew from the local paper. It was in one of those, "Do you remember and can you name the participants?" features that you often find in local papers. Here it is. Give it a try if you are from those parts in that era.

Oh, I'm the skinny guy on the far right.
The local high school drama class at East Chapel Hill High put on the play, "Once Upon a Mattress" this spring. My daughter and I went to see the show. It brought back memories of when our high school chorus put on the same play my freshman year at Tabor City High School. I was in the chorus and so I had a minor role, standing around in crowds and singing the occasional choral backup. I was also part of the stage crew and recently someone sent me a copy of a picture of the stage crew from the local paper. It was in one of those, "Do you remember and can you name the participants?" features that you often find in local papers. Here it is. Give it a try if you are from those parts in that era.

Oh, I'm the skinny guy on the far right.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
The Nature of Spam

I just noticed an interesting phenomena. I'm wondering if one could use this phenomena as a measure of the health of the economy. Here it is:
I use Google's "Gmail" for my email reading. I use it to capture emails from lots of sources. Gmail, of course, grabs my Gmail account, but it also captures the email from my ISP based email as well as my little company's email. So I get all of my email accounts in one place that I can get to anywhere. As you might guess, I also capture a lot of spam. Gmail is very good about recognizing the spam for what it is and putting it in a folder called "Spam", much to Hormel's dismay. I get maybe 100 to 200 spam a day. I usually look in the spam folder once or twice a day and empty out the contents. I've never found anything valuable in there though I've never looked for more than 3 -5 seconds.
So here's what I've noticed. If you looked into my spam folder a year ago, you would have seen lots of ads for male enhancement products, a decent sampling of weight loss schemes, a good dose of porn offerings and, of course, ads for cheap replica watches. There were also a lot of online pharmacies, but they were primarily hawking Viagra, so I'd put them in the male enhancement catagory.
When I looked at the spam this morning, there was almost none of the usual stuff. The spam was almost entirely focused on "How to Make Money, Easy and Quick", or some variant thereof. Out of the first 50, there was only one spam related to something sexual. The rest were all about making or saving money the quick and easy way. I think this is a sign of the times. Here's an example.

I'll continue to monitor this phenomena and try to see if I can ascertain some insight as to when to get back into the stock market. When I do, well, maybe I'll have something to help you learn "How to Make Money, Easy and Quick". Unfortunately, I suspect that all this is a trailing rather than a leading indicator.
If you're bored, try strolling through your spam folder and see if you notice the same thing.
Bye for now.

I just noticed an interesting phenomena. I'm wondering if one could use this phenomena as a measure of the health of the economy. Here it is:
I use Google's "Gmail" for my email reading. I use it to capture emails from lots of sources. Gmail, of course, grabs my Gmail account, but it also captures the email from my ISP based email as well as my little company's email. So I get all of my email accounts in one place that I can get to anywhere. As you might guess, I also capture a lot of spam. Gmail is very good about recognizing the spam for what it is and putting it in a folder called "Spam", much to Hormel's dismay. I get maybe 100 to 200 spam a day. I usually look in the spam folder once or twice a day and empty out the contents. I've never found anything valuable in there though I've never looked for more than 3 -5 seconds.
So here's what I've noticed. If you looked into my spam folder a year ago, you would have seen lots of ads for male enhancement products, a decent sampling of weight loss schemes, a good dose of porn offerings and, of course, ads for cheap replica watches. There were also a lot of online pharmacies, but they were primarily hawking Viagra, so I'd put them in the male enhancement catagory.
When I looked at the spam this morning, there was almost none of the usual stuff. The spam was almost entirely focused on "How to Make Money, Easy and Quick", or some variant thereof. Out of the first 50, there was only one spam related to something sexual. The rest were all about making or saving money the quick and easy way. I think this is a sign of the times. Here's an example.

I'll continue to monitor this phenomena and try to see if I can ascertain some insight as to when to get back into the stock market. When I do, well, maybe I'll have something to help you learn "How to Make Money, Easy and Quick". Unfortunately, I suspect that all this is a trailing rather than a leading indicator.
If you're bored, try strolling through your spam folder and see if you notice the same thing.
Bye for now.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Triangle Problem - The Solution and More than You Ever Cared to Know
This is for those who worked on the puzzle that I posted two weeks ago.
OK, so you gave it a shot and finally figured it out. Good for you. Let's see, did you do it the same way that I did? When I tried to solve this problem, one thing that I did was draw a lot of lines on this triangle. I drew bisectors and perpendiculars and arcs and lots of other stuff and looked for a thousand relationships that would give me the answer. Finally, for reasons I can't remember, I constructed a equilateral triangle on one of the lines from the corner to the middle. Then I drew a line from the tip of the new equilateral triangle to the tip of the old equilateral triangle and formed some new triangles. It looked like this:

It was then that I noticed that angle α, cut out the same piece of the little equilateral triangle (aaa) as it did the big equilateral triangle (xxx). In both cases, it leaves the angle 60 - α. The magnitude isn't so important as the fact that they are the same. Now we go back to 10th grade geometry and remember that two triangles are congruent (identical) if they have the same side-angle-side (SAS) pattern. So we see that the external triangle (a,60-α,x) is the same as the internal triangle (a,60-α,x). And that means that the last line that I drew in the new construction is going to be the same length as "c". So now we're done. All we have to do now is fill in the math.
When I first did this, I didn't have the internet and I didn't know the "Law of Cosines". But I did know that if you have a triangle and you know all the sides, there must be a way to figure out the angles. By doing a bunch of construction, I spent a day coming up with the law on my own only to find out that any real math nerd knew it already and it was clearly laid out in my own CRC Handbook of Standard Math Tables. Anyhow, if you have a triangle with sides a, b and c, then the angle (γ) opposite c is given by:
So now the internal triangle axc can now be described. The angle opposite x in triangle abx is γ + 60 and by the law of cosines again:
And now we plug in for γ:
OK, the formula for the area of an equilateral triangle is:
And then swapping out the X squared we get finally:

So I haven't even bothered to calculate the answer with a, b and c equal to 200, 300 and 400 ft., respectively. But maybe I will someday.
I will mention that I have always been bothered by that arccos and cos stuff in the answer. You have to have a calculator or some tables to arrive at the answer and I never liked that. Recently, while I was drawing up these pictures, I came across another solution. Of course, it's related to the construction above. It uses Heron's formula. You might have seen it on the wikipedia page on triangles. Heron's formula gives the area of a scalene triangle with sides a, b and c and one form is:

OK, here goes. As you did in the first step, construct two more equilateral triangles using the b line and the c line. What you will end up with looks like this:

The greens are the constructed equilateral triangles and the pink are 3 identical abc triangles. Now you can calculate the total area of this hexagonal blob as being equal to the three different equilateral triangles and three times the area of the abc triangle. Now look at it a different way:

In this view, you see that in the process you have managed to reproduce all the internal triangles on the outside and therefore the area of the triangle xxx is half the area of the hexagonal blob. So the area of triangle xxx, which was the original question, can also be given as:

And that's enough of that. If you're wondering how I made the equations, go to CodeCogs and open up the LaTex Equation Editor
This is for those who worked on the puzzle that I posted two weeks ago.
OK, so you gave it a shot and finally figured it out. Good for you. Let's see, did you do it the same way that I did? When I tried to solve this problem, one thing that I did was draw a lot of lines on this triangle. I drew bisectors and perpendiculars and arcs and lots of other stuff and looked for a thousand relationships that would give me the answer. Finally, for reasons I can't remember, I constructed a equilateral triangle on one of the lines from the corner to the middle. Then I drew a line from the tip of the new equilateral triangle to the tip of the old equilateral triangle and formed some new triangles. It looked like this:

It was then that I noticed that angle α, cut out the same piece of the little equilateral triangle (aaa) as it did the big equilateral triangle (xxx). In both cases, it leaves the angle 60 - α. The magnitude isn't so important as the fact that they are the same. Now we go back to 10th grade geometry and remember that two triangles are congruent (identical) if they have the same side-angle-side (SAS) pattern. So we see that the external triangle (a,60-α,x) is the same as the internal triangle (a,60-α,x). And that means that the last line that I drew in the new construction is going to be the same length as "c". So now we're done. All we have to do now is fill in the math.
When I first did this, I didn't have the internet and I didn't know the "Law of Cosines". But I did know that if you have a triangle and you know all the sides, there must be a way to figure out the angles. By doing a bunch of construction, I spent a day coming up with the law on my own only to find out that any real math nerd knew it already and it was clearly laid out in my own CRC Handbook of Standard Math Tables. Anyhow, if you have a triangle with sides a, b and c, then the angle (γ) opposite c is given by:
So now the internal triangle axc can now be described. The angle opposite x in triangle abx is γ + 60 and by the law of cosines again:
And now we plug in for γ:
OK, the formula for the area of an equilateral triangle is:
And then swapping out the X squared we get finally:
So I haven't even bothered to calculate the answer with a, b and c equal to 200, 300 and 400 ft., respectively. But maybe I will someday.
I will mention that I have always been bothered by that arccos and cos stuff in the answer. You have to have a calculator or some tables to arrive at the answer and I never liked that. Recently, while I was drawing up these pictures, I came across another solution. Of course, it's related to the construction above. It uses Heron's formula. You might have seen it on the wikipedia page on triangles. Heron's formula gives the area of a scalene triangle with sides a, b and c and one form is:

OK, here goes. As you did in the first step, construct two more equilateral triangles using the b line and the c line. What you will end up with looks like this:

The greens are the constructed equilateral triangles and the pink are 3 identical abc triangles. Now you can calculate the total area of this hexagonal blob as being equal to the three different equilateral triangles and three times the area of the abc triangle. Now look at it a different way:

In this view, you see that in the process you have managed to reproduce all the internal triangles on the outside and therefore the area of the triangle xxx is half the area of the hexagonal blob. So the area of triangle xxx, which was the original question, can also be given as:

And that's enough of that. If you're wondering how I made the equations, go to CodeCogs and open up the LaTex Equation Editor
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Triangle Problem
A number of years (about 31) ago, when I used to work at RTI in the Research Triangle Park, there was an organization called the Triangle Universities Computational Center. They used to put out a newsletter and, on the last page, they often had a nerdy little math problem. I'd often work through the problem because, well, I was a nerdy kind of guy.
One problem proved to be particularly difficult and, oddly enough, it was about triangles. Just for kicks, I'll give it to you.
Farmer Jones had a big field that had the shape of an equilateral triangle. When it came time to spread fertilizer, he needed to know how big his field was so that he would know how much to buy. Problem was, he didn't know the dimensions of his field. All he knew was that there was a natural spring inside the field and that it was 200, 300 and 400 ft from the corners of his field. So how big was Farmer Jones' field? Help him out so he won't waste money buying too much fertilizer.
Or, if you like, given an equilateral triangle with sides x, and internal distances a, b and c, what is the area of the triangle in terms of a, b and c?
I figured out the answer pretty quick using an iterative approach, where I assumed a value for x and calculated the internal angles, which have to add up to 360 degrees. You just vary x until the sum is 360. I even wrote a computer program to do the calculations for me. But I wasn't real happy with that. I wanted an analytical solution. It took me about two weeks of intensive work in the evening and on a couple of weekends before I came up with a pretty solution.
I've shown this problem to a lot of people and only one other person has figured it out. Maybe he was the only one to try. He was a guy I worked with who handled shipping and receiving but had formerly worked in surveying. Actually, one other person figured it out using the iterative approach. I told him that it wasn't a very elegant solution. He disagreed.
Anyhow, give it a try and let me know if you find a cool solution. I'll post an answer someday.
A number of years (about 31) ago, when I used to work at RTI in the Research Triangle Park, there was an organization called the Triangle Universities Computational Center. They used to put out a newsletter and, on the last page, they often had a nerdy little math problem. I'd often work through the problem because, well, I was a nerdy kind of guy.
One problem proved to be particularly difficult and, oddly enough, it was about triangles. Just for kicks, I'll give it to you.
Farmer Jones had a big field that had the shape of an equilateral triangle. When it came time to spread fertilizer, he needed to know how big his field was so that he would know how much to buy. Problem was, he didn't know the dimensions of his field. All he knew was that there was a natural spring inside the field and that it was 200, 300 and 400 ft from the corners of his field. So how big was Farmer Jones' field? Help him out so he won't waste money buying too much fertilizer.
Or, if you like, given an equilateral triangle with sides x, and internal distances a, b and c, what is the area of the triangle in terms of a, b and c?I figured out the answer pretty quick using an iterative approach, where I assumed a value for x and calculated the internal angles, which have to add up to 360 degrees. You just vary x until the sum is 360. I even wrote a computer program to do the calculations for me. But I wasn't real happy with that. I wanted an analytical solution. It took me about two weeks of intensive work in the evening and on a couple of weekends before I came up with a pretty solution.
I've shown this problem to a lot of people and only one other person has figured it out. Maybe he was the only one to try. He was a guy I worked with who handled shipping and receiving but had formerly worked in surveying. Actually, one other person figured it out using the iterative approach. I told him that it wasn't a very elegant solution. He disagreed.
Anyhow, give it a try and let me know if you find a cool solution. I'll post an answer someday.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Snow
We haven't had much in the way of snow in about nine years. The last big snow was in 2000 and it was a doozy. At about 14 inches, it set an all time record. And we've been in a snow drought ever since. Well, its snowing right now and we've got about an inch and a half. That may be the most we've had since 2000. It's supposed to snow all morning, though it's not coming down real heavy.
I went out to take a walk this morning, but the driveway and roads were a bit slick so I decided against it. But I did move one of our cars down to the bottom of the neighborhood cul-de-sac so we could get out if we needed to. It was a bit of a struggle getting back up the hill.
I think we were all beginning to take this global warming stuff a bit more seriously. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Although global warming might be a problem, I worry a lot more about the nasty political and economic implications of our energy economy. Although no one seems to be mentioning it, I suspect that the freakish rise in gas prices this summer was instrumental in tossing us into this recession. But enough of that.
Here's an early morning picture of our house in the snow.
We haven't had much in the way of snow in about nine years. The last big snow was in 2000 and it was a doozy. At about 14 inches, it set an all time record. And we've been in a snow drought ever since. Well, its snowing right now and we've got about an inch and a half. That may be the most we've had since 2000. It's supposed to snow all morning, though it's not coming down real heavy.
I went out to take a walk this morning, but the driveway and roads were a bit slick so I decided against it. But I did move one of our cars down to the bottom of the neighborhood cul-de-sac so we could get out if we needed to. It was a bit of a struggle getting back up the hill.
I think we were all beginning to take this global warming stuff a bit more seriously. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Although global warming might be a problem, I worry a lot more about the nasty political and economic implications of our energy economy. Although no one seems to be mentioning it, I suspect that the freakish rise in gas prices this summer was instrumental in tossing us into this recession. But enough of that.
Here's an early morning picture of our house in the snow.
Friday, December 26, 2008

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Greetings to all. Welcome to our genericized Christmas letter. We're hoping the end of 2008 finds you happy and healthy, if not wealthy. So, let's see what's happening in our Family. The real dilemma in this sort of letter is whether to relate the last year's events chronologically or by family member. We'll try a mixture.
Daughter is now a junior in high school. She's taking the standard college prep classes and continues to play the French horn in the school band and the orchestra. She's singing in the school Treble Ensemble and the youth choir at church, and also takes private singing lessons. She traveled to Boston with the Treble Ensemble last spring to do a little singing. We're starting to think about college a little but not too much. Daughter continues to like to draw, has discovered Facebook and is still fighting getting her driver's license. Go figure.
Son is a senior at Earlham College. After three years, he's decided that maybe he doesn't want to be an economist after all and has decided to double major in math and economics. I think he liked math better all along. He was thinking about graduate school but lately, he's been thinking about working for a while first. He continues to sing in the Concert Choir at Earlham. He also traded off his old girlfriend for a new one, so you can cut out the picture in last year's Christmas letter. This past summer, he worked for local property manager and in the process took over his dad's old Volvo S70, which he took back to college.
Wife continues to use the skill set she obtained in graduate school. She started the year sewing costumes for the church's youth choir spring musical. Then she helped do taxes for her sister-in-law's CPA firm. After April 15, it was back to sewing - this time it was costumes for a Professional Salsa Dance Troupe. Besides getting paid, she and hubby were given VIP treatment at the Salsa Dancing Extravaganza in Durham. In the meantime, she's on the PTA Board, has taken up knitting, vacation planning (see below), and is tutoring math to a Burmese high schooler whose family our church helped relocate from a refugee camp. She does all this and also tries to keep her husband in line. No small feat!
Husband is enjoying another bit of time off. In January we learned that there was a good chance that the small biotech (Serenex) where he worked, might be acquired. Sure enough, in April they were acquired by Pfizer. Pfizer took the intellectual property and dismissed the whole lot of them with some nice parting gifts. We used some of the funds to buy a new car to replace the one that Son took. That was a milestone in our lives since, for the first time in many years, our primary family car is not a minivan. Husband helped with the shutdown at Serenex and left work for good in September. He's enjoying the break but needs to go back to work before too long. He has a few nibbles in a pretty bad job market but nothing for sure yet. He continues to enjoy singing in the church choir and will soon finish his term as a church elder.
To celebrate losing his job, the impending recession and 25 years of marital bliss, husband and wife took off to Europe for two weeks. Wife planned the trip which included BudaPest in Hungary, Vienna, Melk, Salzburg and Zel-am-see in Austria and Garmisch-Partenkirchen in Germany. We had a great time and enjoyed a nice mix of history, art, architecture and nature. We also enjoyed our annual summer and Thanksgiving trips down to Sunset Beach.
Finally, as we close out another year, we thank God for Life, Health and the Joys of friends and family. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Very Merry New Year.
Husband, Wife, Son and Daughter
Daughter in her Prom Dress

Sunset at Thanksgiving

Hiking near Zell Am See with strangers from Isreal

Our Inn in Garmisch-Partenkirchen

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Ladies in Wife's outfits
Pfizer buys Serenex
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